Who Giggled?

Sorry for the lapse in posts, but with moving and finals and vacation... fuck it, I'm just lazy.  Anyways, upon my recent discovery of the great "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video," (link to follow) I felt it would be a great pick-me up to track down our Top 5 hilarious comedic material found on "them internets."  So please, with links, list them out for all of us to get all chuckle-house about.

You Make a Movie?

Here we go, back to the Silver Screen for this Top 5.  List your Top 5 actors/actresses who move you in mysterious ways.  No genre restrictions here, just the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the top of the hill, the bee's knees, baddest of the bad, the last of the Mohicans, the greatest of the great...

Ladies of the Evening.

"Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed.  If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes.'  They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes." 

~Clare Boothe Luce

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels."

~Faith Whittlesey

"I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one"

~Jay-Z

Dudes, here is your chance to beat your chest and say to the world, I am man and I really enjoy women.  List out your top 5 females making music in some form or fashion.  This can range from your favorite lady vocalist to the 1st violin in the Royal Philharmonic.

Paper Bag List

In the wake of re-buying an old Matchbox Twenty album I felt it was necessary to drop in my Top 5 albums/artists/songs that cause a slight uneasiness when they show up on my ipod with other people in the car.  Here is your chance to stand tall and declare your love for things you generally don't even admit to liking.  So be brave, be bold, and admit to taking that Spice Girls promo; let it be known that you rock out to OMC.  

All your hard-rock is belong to me...

It is time.  People discover music in various ways; from scouring the internet for hours at a time, reading magazines, or even listening to the radio.  This Top 5 is for none of those people.  What we have here are the Top 5 albums that Ian Averill has forever ruined for Ryan Eyestone.  Without necessarily trying, Mr. Averill has forever changed the way music is listened to in one Bangor music store.  People run for the hills when Joanna Newsom's angelic voice grazes their ears; they duck and cover when Conor Oberst serenades his way into their brains.  No one has been more affected by this epidemic then Ryan Eyestone.  Mr. Eyestone has been seen on his roof, throwing cds and screaming into the black night.  Literally THOUSANDS of artists have been ruined by Mr. Averill, and here's Ryan's chance to let him know just which of these were the most heart-breaking.  So here we go, 5 pieces of joy Ian has taken from Ryan, which will never be returned. 

Top 5: Desert Island Albums

At the request of a certain piece of Bacon, lay out your top 5 desert island albums.  Which 5 collections of music would you want to have with you when your S.S. Minnow crashed on a desert island?  One rule: THERE ARE NO RULES (I often speak paradox, it's a great language).

Top 5: Movies

DO IT.