Thanks to an inspiring post from The Ian of Averill, I am on a mission to revive and reinvigorate the once mediocre Top 5 Blog "Habibi the Invisible Camel." This time around things will be different; in amongst the media list standards (movies, music, actors Eyestone would draw nude pictures of, etc.) we will be trying out some more creative topics.
So here we go fellow nerds. Give me your Top 5 things you'd wish a monk would say the moment his vow of silence ends:
I'll start from the bottom and work my way up. :)
ReplyDelete5) One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
4) Where the bitches at?
3) Alright, now it's Rex Ryan's turn...
2) THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
1) ...and boom goes the dynamite.
5. "That's what she said! I've been waiting a DECADE for that one!"
ReplyDelete4. "That. Sucked."
3. "I'm a huge Simon & Garfunkel fan. HUGE. FAN."
2. "I've got a bad feeling about this."
1. "And thus concludes my impression of the first half of Wall-E; so powerful."
5. BRAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS.....
ReplyDelete4. There is no god, no gods and no higher being of any kind. That's what I learned from not talking and actually paying attention to the world.
3. Good thing I brought my Axe Cane.
2. They should bring Firefly back.
1. Mark Mccrillis is a son of a bitch!
5. So, how about Avatar?!
ReplyDelete4. First thing's first! Let's get a real toilet up here! I don't care if they have to fly it in on Drapukolo's Fire Pillow, this hole in the ground behind the shed just isn't cutting it.
3. Keanu Reeves portrayed the life of the Buddha both fairly and accurately. Kudos, Mr. Bertolucci.
2. CATCH-PHRASE! Haha, I just kid. Whew.
1. I'll tell ya, it's difficult to be a mute OCD detective, but it makes for good, light-hearted drama. Not very efficient for solving crimes, however. But my ties are in order. REALLY in order.